That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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