we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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