Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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