i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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