Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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