She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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