And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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