Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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