ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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