what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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