If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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