Where are you?
In a non slutty way
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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