dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i came on her dog
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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