Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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