She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
