worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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