so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
