she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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