I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it's like iHOP with fire
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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