when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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