I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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