haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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