I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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