I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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