need another drink. this is the easiest way
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
this will be a night to untag.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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