I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I came so hard my ears popped.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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