I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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