Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All the doctor said was why
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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