This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
the raccoons are back...
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