Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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