its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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