I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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