i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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