i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So much Jack, so little girl.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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