Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Randomize
