She is in my trunk
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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