then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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