how can u be prego again
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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