writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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