Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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