Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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