susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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