The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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