when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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