I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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