dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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