I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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