I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
