We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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