Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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