Those balls look pretty dangerous.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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