There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Is it penis luge time yet?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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